Adam Sandler - The Buffoon And The Valedictorian lyric
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Announcer:
And now the Buffoon's date at the drive-in..
With the School's Valedictorian.
Valedictorian:
I really appreciate you're asking me out.
Most people are intimidated by my high academic achievement.
Buffoon:
This movie sucks shit!
Valedictorian:
Well, Ebert gave it thumbs up, but Siskel thought it was too preachy. Anyway, I enjoyed the director's last film immensly.
Buffoon:
Cathleen turner has big fuckin' tits!
Valedictorian:
Yes, well, she recently had a child.
I think her maternal biology may play a role in that.
She looks fabulous for a woman her age, doesn't she?
Buffoon:
I put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth
and blew his fuckin' head off!
Valedictorian:
Well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon for
male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as
part of their maturing process.
Buffoon:
That girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives everybody head!
Valedictorian:
Well, I guess she's starved for attention and
she feels promiscuity is the only way to obtain it.
(Sounds of Buffoon eating popcorn)
Buffoon:
This popcorn's fuckin' terrible.
It tastes like someone jizzed all over it!
Valedictorian:
Well the thought of semen on this popcorn is certainly disturbing.
Perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome
by the monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank.
Buffoon:
I looked at my asshole in the mirror today,
It blew my fuckin' mind!"
Valedictorian:
It's ironic that parts of one's body can seem odd and unusual
because you don't see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon:
My father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!
Valedictorian:
It's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more
overpowering than another's.
I wonder whether its a function of the food digested or
that person's internal metabolism.
Buffoon:
I'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl!
(Sounds of Buffoon Getting out of the car)
Valedictorian:
While, I'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt conclusion,
I do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a
future rondevous.
Buffoon:
I's like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!
Valedictorian:
Bye bye! have fun!
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