Adam Sandler "The Chanukah Song" |
Put on your yamakah Here comes Chanukah So much funukah To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is A Festival of Lights Instead of one day of presents We have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town Without a Christmas tree Here's a list of people who are Jewish Just like you and me David Lee Roth lights the Menorah So does James Caan, Kirk Douglas and the late Dinah Shore-ah Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli? Bowser from Sha na na and Arthur Fonzarelli Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too Put them together: "What a fine looking Jew!" You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock" Cause you can spin a dreydel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock (both Jewish!) Put on your yamakah Its time for Chanukah The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs Celebrates Chanukah O.J. Simpson: NOT a Jew But guess who is?: Hall-of-famer Rod Carew (he converted) We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish--not too shabby! Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he's not, but guess who is?: All three Stooges! So many Jews are in showbiz Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend Veronica Its time you celebrate Chanukah I hope I get a harmonica On this lovely, lovely Chanukah So drink your gin and tonic-ah and smoke your marijuani-kah If you really, really wanna-kah Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah HAPPY CHANUKAH! Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |