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If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a k-car
(A nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love.
If I had a million dollars
(I'd build a tree fort in our yard)
If I had a million dollars
(You could help it wouldn't be that hard)
If I had a million dollars
(Maybe we could put that little tiny fridge in there somewhere)
Spoken:
We could just go up there and hang out, like open the fridge and stuff.
And there would be food just laid out for us,
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things,
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame 'em? haha yeah!
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Oooo all them crazy elephant bones)
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love.
If I had a million dollars
(We wouldn't have to walk to the store)
If I had a million dollars
(We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more)
If I had a million dollars
(We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner)
Spoken:
But we would eat Kraft dinner
Of course we would we'd just eat more of it,
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That's right all the fanciest ketchup... dijon ketchup (mmmmmm)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress that's cruel)
And if i had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love.
If I had a million dollars (x5)
I'd be rich!!
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