Bette Midler "I Remember You/Dixie's Dream" |
Announcer: The stars of our show, and America's shiekest couple Eddie Sparks and Dixie Leonard! J: I remember you. B: I'd like to say that you're in my dreams. J: You're the one who made my dreams come true B: You're usually dead, J: a few B: without a head, J: kisses ago. B: and lots of natives are picking their teeth with your bones. J: I remember, too, B: Oh, what a dream! J: a distant bell, B: It comes at night and taunts me, J: and stars that fell B: and, like your jokes, it haunts me until J: like rain out of the blue. B: I'm blue as your face as the last breath leaves you. J: When my life is through, B: I'll jump for joy. J: and the angels ask me to recall B: and when Winchell asks me to recall who's a chump and a heel. J: the thrill of it all, B: Who's the biggest schlemeil? Both: Then I will tell them I remember . . . J: So, uh, it's my birthday comin' up. B: Yeah, I know, Eddie. J: But, what do you give a guy that's got everything? B: Uh, penicillin? J: Hmmm, hey Dix? You ever been married? B: Oh, yeah, Eddie, twice! J: Children? B: No, silly! Grown men! Tell me, Eddie What's the most romantic thing a woman ever said to you? J: Are you sure you're not a cop? Then I will tell them I remember . . . you. B: You J: and you. Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |