Frank Zappa "Artificial Rhonda" |
Artist: Frank Zappa Title: Artificial Rhonda ----------------------------- THING-FISH: Don't look OB'DEWLLA! It's too horrible! I b'lieve de muthafucker 'bout to ask dat rubber girl to dance! HARRY-AS-A-BOY: Hey, good-lookin'! THING-FISH: See! I told ya! HARRY-AS-A-BOY: May I have this dance? THING-FISH: Muthafucker barf me right on outa here, AN' gag me wit a spoon! HARRY-AS-A-BOY: What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Do you come here often? THING-FISH: YOW! HARRY-AS-A-BOY: (singing) I got a girl with a little rubber head Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed She never talk back like a lady might do An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through And her name is A-R-T-I F-I-C, I cry A-L, don't be shy! ARTIFICIAL RHONDA With the plastic pie Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place! Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack 'N I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack! And her name is A-R-T-I F-I-C, I cry A-L, don' Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |