No, no, no no, no news.

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She said, ''It's just a woman thing.'', and pulled out of the drive
I advised, ''Not to worry I'm an understanding guy.''
I've heard that when you love someone, you gotta let em go
She hollered, ''When I find myself you'll be the first to know.''
Ooh, no news.

I learned to do the laundry, feed the cat, and clean the house
I promised to be patient while she worked her problems out
When she packed her bags, her destination wasn't clear
But I sensed that her intentions were honest and sincere
Ooh, no news.

She could telephone, tell a friend, tell a lie about where she's been
Send a pigeon, send a fax, write it on a post-it pad
Send a signal up in smoke, tap it out in Morse Code
I'd prefer a bad excuse to no news.

Her mama's been a little vague as to her whereabouts
Her sister says I'm certain your romance is headed south
I don't have a single doubt that she's still in love
My level of anxiety is just a product of
Ooh, no news.

--- Instrumental ---
No news.

Ooh, no news.

She could telephone, tell a friend, tell a lie about where she's been
Send a pigeon, send a fax, write it on a post-it pad
Send a signal up in smoke, tap it out in Morse Code
I'd prefer a bad excuse.

She missed her bus, missed her plane; surely this can be explained
Lost her car at the mall; got locked in a bathroom stall
Joined the cult, joined the klan, on the road with Pearl Jam
Buried with The Grateful Dead, came back as a Parrot Head
Got derailed, got de-iced; offered as a sacrifice
FBI, CIA; if they've seen her they ain't saying
No news.

Still, no news!.

--- Instrumental to fade ---
No news...