T-Pain - Reality Show (feat. Musiq Soulchild and Raheem Devaughn) Lyrics

One dude, one lady, one sane,
one crazySound like a show to meBig house,
no babies, big old dog but he lazyLet's take it to
BET, yeahShe will, he won't,
she R 'n' B, he funkThey pretty similar,
they pretty much the sameBut still they're different
andThey will split the rent 'cause they in loveIt's
so clear to her, he got up and told herLet's make a
reality showShawty and show 'em how much we in loveLet's
make a reality show'Cause I want the world to know
about usLet's make a reality showBaby,
we ain't got nothin' to loseLet's make a reality showTrials
and tribulations, thick and thinBaby let's go,
make a reality showHey listen,
you already know what it isWhen it comes to that soul
music, I gets it doneI'm 'bout it just like I'm suppose
to beI can do it all night long babySo don't you go
get it twisted, no just listenThere's more to music
than Neo soul to me, yeahHow 'bout you,
go find some shorties and line 'em upIt don't matter
what they look like, sign them upShe could be a fine
piece or fine as fuckIt don't really matter to meGive
me a ghetto hip hop girlSkinny funk,
rock girl, fat girlCan't forget to make her booty clap
girlSenoritas please, white or JapaneseAnd let's see
who's goin' home with meLet's make a reality showShawty,
what you think about it?Let's make a reality showYou
know people gonna talk, no doubtLets make a reality
showI can hear 'em now all across the worldLet's make
a reality showSo through trial and tribulations,
thick and thinThey gon' know that you're my girlMake
a reality showIt's so many ladies that I can't loseLike
her right there in those stilleto shoesAnd shorty showin'
off her legs for meAnd I feel like Mr Baskin Robins,
they all look likeGood as thirty one flavors,
and I feel like, oh shitLike Huge Hefner on TV,
ohNow who I'm gonna pick from all of the aboveOne's
from the church, one loves the clubMusiq and Pain,
please help me judge'Cause I'm 'bout to go out of my
mindAll of these woman so fineI wish to be wanna be
mineThey fightin' for the camera timeOn the final episode,
yeahLet's make a reality showShow them,
to show how much we in love,
yeahLet's make a reality show'Cause I want the world
to know about usLet's make a reality showBaby,
we ain't got nothin' to loseLet's make a reality showTrial
and tribulations, thick and thinBaby let's go,
make a reality showA go getter,
that's what they call meDon't be mad at him that's
why they call it, helloThey want a little taste of
meThat's why they got me goin' aroundYou gotta admit
I ain't slippin'Anythin' you want,
stop trippin'Last night was you and me,
ohSo each and every night we gon' switch it upAnd you
ain't gotta worry, I'ma wrap it upA man gon' be a manBut
I ain't gon' fall in love with themJust have a little
fun with themAnd if I do then you can choseAnd that's
the one who loseLet's make a reality showShawty,
to keep everybody watchin'Let's make a reality showI
wanna hear what they say about usLet's make a reality
showWe know they gon' give a part twoLet's make a reality
show'Cause we ain't scared to doWhat other people do
in the openMake a reality show