Toby Keith - Runnin' Block lyric
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My buddy said his girlfriend is as pretty as can be
He said help a brother out tonight and come double date with me
She's got a baby sister and they're headed into town
They're lookin' for a good time and they're
Fun to be around
I said what do she look like? He scratched his head and stated
She was a homecoming football queen before she graduated
We'll wine and dine and do 'em fine
And really double-date 'em
And take 'em back to the motel six
And try and separate 'em
They showed up in a pickup truck
They were right on time
His was kinda hefty
But not half as big as mine
Chorus:
I'm runnin' block
Turn the lights down low
Runnin' block
Don't want no one to know
That I tried to drink her skinny
But she's still about 215
Sometimes you've got to bow up
And just take one for the team
She cleaned her plate at dinner
Then she ate what's left of mine
Then she woofed down a big cheesecake
As I drank the wine
She strolled out to the patio
For an after-dinner cig
I said "bro you've done her this time
And gonna owe me big"
You know why?
Cause my brother's having a party
Thought you oughta know
He's got coeds swimmin' naked
The reason I can't go
Chorus
Now bow up boys
When we got back to the motel
I kicked up my feet
And she put me in a headlock and said
Snuggle up with me
My buddy finished early and when he walked through the door
I was layin' there half naked
She had me pinned down to the floor
Son I can't believe you caught me
With this big ol' jelly roll
You'll laugh at me tomorrow
You can't ever tell a soul
Chorus
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