Wednesday 13 "Buried By Christmas" |
Merry Christmas ho, ho, ho I'll be six feet under the snow Jingle bells along the way I'm a dead motherfucker and I'm counting my days I've been too naughty I forgot to be nice I guess violence is my vice So check your list Santa and check it twice I'm a dead motherfucker all right I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas (All I want for Christmas is a custom fit casket, with black velvet interior... Oh yeah and a bucket of chicken) Seasons beatings and a jolly farewell By Christmas eve I'll be rotting so well In a one horse open sleigh Straight to hell laughing all the way I've been too naughty I forgot to be nice I guess violence is my vice So check your list Santa and check it twice I'm a dead motherfucker all right I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas (Santa if you're out there, and if you can hear me, your fat ass better have me a freshly dug grave) I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas I'll be buried by Christmas Lyric from www.lyricmania.com |